Yesterday, Part Two

It seems that yesterday afternoon’s spell of sunshine and temperatures approaching acceptable were a flash in the pan. Today we had flashes of different nature, those that accompany heavy downpours and precede claps of thunder, which el perrito definitely did not appreciate, even though we did get back just in time from a walk to avoid the worst of it. I’ll resort to completing the account of yesterday’s productive little excursion.

_MG_5818_MG_5813Our wander around Calpe produced more than just things with wings. As we were seeking the start of an nicely constructed boardwalk jutting out into the lagoon, I presume largely for the birders, Francine spotted a Bee Orchid that I wandered straight past. There were actually several. My eyes are much more attuned to movement whereas Francine’s eyes seem to key into colour more than mine.

J01_2366 Mystery OrchidThe boardwalk may have been a good idea but so would a sign have been. We went down a couple of blind alleys through the bushes before finding it. Here, Francine found several spikes of another orchid, as yet unidentified. Our nature library, after all, cannot be transported within easyJet’s 20kg allowance for our one bag, so it’s stuck at home. Billy has some advantages.

_MG_5830J01_2368 Flocking TrawlerVery satisfied with our first possible nature ramble, we made our circuitous way back to the car via Calpe’s seafront. Unusually for the Mediterranean, there were breakers hitting the shore; a sign, I assume, of the disturbed weather system still affecting the area. A couple of fishing vessels made their way back to the harbour – there’s a thriving fish market here – being mobbed by flocks of seagulls as they approached.

The 18°C we recorded in Calpe dropped steadily to 15°C as we climbed back up the 250m/750ft into the Jalon valley. The sun was still shining,though. What a pity the weather didn’t continue into today.

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Things with Wings

J01_2301 RaindropsMonday dawned with more solid grey but the rain was mercifully missing. Yesterday’s rain was still around, though, covering the garden plants in raindrops. Since it was actually dry outside and raindrops were my only interesting subject, I experimented with some flash photography to try to make them sparkle. [Don’t ask me what the plant is – looks like a cross between a cabbage and an artichoke. :D]

To the south of us lies the Bernia, a 3000ft/1000m (ish) mountain. Surprise of surprises, in the early afternoon, we spotted what looked like a patch of blue just visible in the sky beyond it. In that direction lies Calpe, a costal town with an impressive lump of rock resembling a mini rock of Gibraltar. It also has a lagoon that is worth investigating for wildlife. Being about 250m/750ft lower than our valley floor, it’s also warmer. We headed out in the hope of something to point our cameras at.

J01_2320 Black-winged StiltJ01_2343 Calpe FlamingosThe lagoon at Calpe is a popular spot for birders. It is known for attracting flocks of Flamingos, though these tend to be more associated with the Camargue than with Spain. There were a few in residence today but they were some way out in the middle. I was more fascinated by its population of Black-winged Stilts (Himantopus himantopus) which I’d seen last year but had failed to get a decent picture. This time I concentrated on flight shots so their impressively long legs might show up.

J01_2345 Painted LadyJ01_2346 Red-veined DarterJ01_2348 Red-veined DarterThe blue sky advanced, the sun emerged and the temperature reached the dizzying heights of 18°C/65°F. The first interesting critter to appear in our new found spring-like weather was a very handsome Painted Lady butterfly (Cynthia cardui). Shortly afterwards, Francine became very animated when she spotted a dragonfly which promptly disappeared. Fortunately, after we’d been barked at by a stupid dog, our elusive Odo reappeared and settled on the ground just ahead of me. It was a not-fully-mature Red-veined Darter (Sympetrum fonscolombii) – the abdomen was not yet fully red. In the bushes, we found his potential missus, too. 🙂

J01_2356 Lang's Short-tailed BlueJ01_2359 Lang's Short-tailed BlueOur next winged critter was my star attraction for the day, though. A blue butterfly zipped past us and settled in the grass nearby. Unusually for blues, it settled with its wings open and we managed to get several shots of a well displayed topside. Don’t quote me but I think this delightfully marked creature is Lang’s Short-tailed Blue (Leptotes pirithous). We had encountered them last year but not as cooperatively as this. Upon closer examination, this beautiful creature turned out to be a new one for our catalogue, a Long-tailed Blue (Lampides boeticus). [Well, I did say not to quote me. :)] A little further along the track we found another more traditionally displaying its underside.

Better!

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Home Alone

On previous dog-and-house-sitting visits to Jalón, we’ve travelled close to the dates when Chris and Yvonne left and returned. We were a little like ships that passed in the night. This time we flew in earlier to give us four days to do a few things together before they departed leaving us in charge. Unfortunately, the meteorological gods have caused it to rain pretty much the whole time we’ve been here so we’ve actually been able to do very little.

Today was no different. Well, in truth, it was a little different in that it was the worst day so far. We awoke to the now familiar sound of rain, the same solid clouds more or less on the deck and a very un-Spanish feeling 7°C/45°F. I spent a cold, wet morning with Chris learning how to clear the swimming pool of dirt deposited by all the rain, then backwash the pool’s filter before dumping the excess water – the pool was now overflowing – so that the pool filter could once again do its job effectively.

This afternoon Chris and Yvonne were flying back to the UK so we were scheduled for the Valencia airport run. Following an excellent brunch of morcilla [Spanish black pudding/blood sausage] and baby broad beans, we braved the continuing cold rain to load the car with suitcases – this always upsets Scamp, el perrito, who is smart enough to know something’s afoot – and headed for Valencia airport.

It is 150kms/90mls to Valencia airport from Jalón. The car was buffeted by gusty winds and the windscreen wipers were going all the way. Driving past the coastal hills is usually an attractive journey but not today, the coastal hills being obscured by low clouds in multiple shades grey. We drove past water-sodden vineyards and orange orchards. The countryside resembled the winter scenes of England rather than spring in Spain, except for the oranges, of course. 🙂

Guided by Chris, we negotiated the poorly signed, tortuous approach to Valencia airport and delivered our passengers in good time for their Ryan Air [spit, spit] flight to Bristol. The windscreen wipers ticked off our return journey to Jalón through the continuing rain. The day’s temperature had topped out at a blistering 9°C/48°F. Unbelievable!

We’re home alone. El perrito greeted us and sat with us but kept a constant eye on the road and driveway beyond the glazed door, watching for his owners to return. He was not settled, poor little fellow.

I snagged a swift satellite shot of the weather system that’s been disturbing the Mediterranean. It shouldn’t be here. Let’s hope it goes away very soon.

Mediterranean

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Dia del Romero

When the near constant rain stopped later yesterday afternoon and we wandered down to Jalón town square for a beer or two in the scarce sunshine, we watched a small stage being set up. The waitress delivering our beers explained that tomorrow was Dia del Romero [Rosemary Day].

The last Saturday of April is when this holiday is celebrated. Apparently the ladies walk up into the mountains to gather wild rosemary. Traditional buns or small pies are eaten. In the evening there’s a fiesta in the square, hence the need for the stage. Well, why not – any excuse for a fiesta. The next day, folks go to mass and to a benediction for the bouquets of rosemary, which is intended to protect against crop damage from hail.

On this Dia del Romero, we awoke to some good sized patches of blue between scattered clouds, some sun and slightly increased temperatures. My spirits lifted, I donned sandals and even considered zipping off the legs of my convertible trousers. My optimism was short-lived; after an hour or so, the clouds had regrouped and succeeding in capturing the whole sky. The rain returned. The ladies weren’t going to have a great deal of fun gathering wild rosemary, I suspected, and it looked as though the fiesta would be decidedly damp.

All I can say is, the way this weather is going, the locals are going to need all the crop protection they can get from any quarter.

For some reason, a friend on Facebook has recently been posting stuff about haiku. From what I can gather (I don’t “do” poetry), a haiku is a verse of three lines containing 5-7-5 syllables. Inspired by this, here’s one that I think qualifies and which sums up our current predicament.

Constant rain in Spain,
Pour another drink for me,
I feel better now.

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Restoring Sanity

Today began pretty much as yesterday left off, with grey skies and monotonous rain. Oh joy, this was not why we flew to Spain. Just to add insult to injury, we learned that temperatures at home yesterday had exceeded 20°C while we languished in something more like 14°C 1000 miles further south. 🙁

Host Chris wasn’t much happier, either. He’d examined his pool and discovered that the rain we were suffering had been dirty and that the pool, which was now overflowing, would need cleaning. That gave us an excuse for a trip to a local pool supply merchant, rejoicing in the name of Ju Ju Ju [pronounced hoo-hoo-hoo], to get the requisite materials. I was surprised to see Weber BBQ kettles in stock, too – presumably these are swimming pool accessories – but what a price; a little Smokey Joe was over €90/£78/$120. Yikes! At least another country thinks that barbecues should still be charcoal as opposed to gas, though. I’d be getting my pool cleaning lesson before being left in charge.

To everyone’s considerable relief, including the resident canine, mid-afternoon brought hope as the rain stopped and a few breaks began to appear in the formerly solid grey. The blue gaps made headway and the prisoners were able to get out into the exercise yard in search of sanity-restoring diversion.

No self-respecting insects would be fluttering around in these temperatures so, photographically we were stuck with the flowers. Francine and I both settled on a bottle brush, which had been collecting the rain. Here’s a combined study in red and rain drops.

J01_2292 Bottle Brush_MG_5720J01_2284 Bottle Brush

After exercising a few pixels, we even managed a family walk into Jalón for a beer or two in the local square. We’re not getting too excited, though, since the forecast is for this rubbish to continue up to and including Monday. Growl!

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Retorno a Escocia

[Scotland Revisited.]

Last September, Francine and I spent a desperately wet, windy and dismal two weeks in Scotland. Eight of those days were on the shores of a sea loch at Bunree on Scotland’s west coast. We were told we should have been there a few days before, which were supposedly very pleasant.

It’s happening again. My post yesterday mentioned landing at Alicante in some welcome sunshine. The sunshine was actually unexpected. Although Spain has been enjoying particularly fine weather this spring, the forecast for our arrival was, shall we say, not great. Having been pleasantly surprised yesterday, today reality struck. Host Chris found a local forecast and announced that we should expect:

  • 20mm/¾in rain overnight
  • 30mm/1¼in rain on Thursday
  • 40mm/1½in rain on Friday

Sure enough, overnight, though I slept soundly after our long travel day, I did hear rain. This morning we were faced with conditions that I never expected to see in April in Spain.

2013-04-25 09.43.00 resized2013-04-25 09.44.27 resizedAt Bunree in Scotland, there were mountains on the opposite side of the loch but we couldn’t see them, most of the time. Here in Jalón, we are surrounded by mountains of a similar height on either side of the valley and now we can’t see them, either. (There are mountains in both these photographs.) The wind is still lashing down from the north bringing with it almost horizontal rain, the palms are thrashing, there are small waves on the swimming pool and we can’t see through the rain-spattered windows. It’s a paltry 13°C/55°F outside, the fire’s alight and we’ve put our fleeces on. It seems there is a nasty low pressure system sitting over Italy sending this crap our way.

Bunree-last-SeptemberThis is painfully reminiscent of Scotland last year. We really must have a weather jinx.

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¡¡Novedad!!

Given the atrocious spring in the UK thus far this year, we’ve been looking forward to today with eager anticipation for some time. Today, we were flying to Alicante, Spain, once again to look after our favourite perrito [little dog] and house in Jalon. The only downside was that our easyJet flight was to depart Luton airport at 6:20 AM.

Our early departure meant that we were roused from slumber by Francine’s mobile phone at 3:00 AM – at least the alarm tune is gentle – to complete last minute packing, sponge bags and so on, and secure the house ready for our delightful neighbour, Liz, to drive us to the airport. Now THAT is above and beyond the call of duty and we were very grateful. Sure enough, Liz was awake and we began our journey at 3:45 AM.

At 4:15 AM Luton airport was relatively calm, one might even say quiet. Checking in on-line is all very well but, with hold baggage, it is still necessary to join what is effectively a check-in line to drop off the bag. At least there was now one snaking line for multiple desks. That and security went well and we were soon raiding Starbucks in the departure lounge.

Boarding was interesting: easyJet now does allocated seating. Very few people, it seemed, were now paying for “speedy boarding”. Well, with an allocated seat number, why would they? It’s not as though getting onto the aircraft first gives you a better choice of seat any longer.

I like flying from airports without jet ways/air bridges; there is something more romantic about walking across a tarmac apron beneath the aircraft’s wing – well, almost – and clambering up steps into the plane, even if it is cattle-class throughout. Embarkation went smoothly, we grabbed our allocated seats and were soon off.

We were seated in the rugrats section. Oh joy! A smoking ban on planes has improved life greatly. The next civilized advance that we need is a ban on screaming. Actually, the little screamers weren’t too bad, especially with the two jet engines running at take-off power, and the aural pain was further lessened by a shortened journey with our landing ~35 minutes ahead of schedule. Losing 35 minutes from a flight timetabled to take  just 2hrs 30 minutes  requires one heck of a tail wind, I imagine. Clearly, the wind was coming from the north. Fortunately, our hosts had realized we’d be blowing into town early and were there to meet us in a welcome spot of Alicante sunshine.

With the day already feeling long, our only agenda item was a trip to a local supermercado for some supplies. Normally, the most important stop would be to the local wine shop for 5 litres of our favoured rosado but Chris and Yvonne had alreadytaken care of that one. It’s gone up! For the last few years we’ve been paying €4.95 for 5 litres (including the plastic container) but now it’s €6.00. Apparently, taxes have increased substantially as part of the Spanish economy’s austerity measures. No matter, we’d get only a 750ml bottle in the UK for that money.

2013-04-24 12.00.31 FartonsSo, just food it was and, just inside the supermarket entrance, we were greeted by this intriguing sign promoting “¡¡Novedad!! Fartons artesanos”. Hmm? [Novedad = novelty/newness.]

With a superhuman effort we resisted the novelty home-made fartons in favour of a whole monkfish, which was also something of a novelty for us, its head being still attached. You wouldn’t see a whole monkfish on a fishmonger’s slab in Britain. As a nation, we’re far too squeamish for a head that ugly to be put on display and must have our sensibilities protected. These days, it’s hard enough finding any fish not already filleted in Britain.

We’ve arrived. Getting up at 3:00 AM was a bit of a novedad, too.

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Singapore Summary

Singapore, an island state measuring just about 25 x 15kms (16 x 10mls) off the southern tip of peninsular Malaysia, is essentially a world transport hub. It’s the stopping off point for a huge amount of the world’s cargo vessels and, of course, long-haul passenger flights. I think most visitors stay for just a few hours, maybe a day, but few for longer. Being there for over a week made us a little unusual, I think. Perhaps as a consequence, we learned a few interesting snippets from taxi drivers as well as from our very helpful hosts.

Singapore richly deserves its enviable reputation for cleanliness. You’ll never see any graffiti on any walls, nor will you see any litter. As a westerner from a country where our own mindless lowlife toss Ronald McDonald boxes, plastic bottles and empty beer cans out of their car windows complete disregard for their/my environment, the cleanliness is unreal. That 5 million citizens are all capable of behaving this well is simply unbelievable to us – well, it is to me. I’ve just been there and I still can’t believe it. 80% of the locals live densely packed into high-rise tower blocks, too, so blaming our high-rise blocks in inner city areas is far too simplistic.

Singapore also has an enviable reputation for [very] low crime. Perhaps that not surprising given the above. There are always warnings along the lines of low crime doesn’t mean no crime but there is nowhere that we felt threatened or unable to walk. We never saw a single person that looked in any way threatening. According to one taxi driver, carrying a small knife in public will get you in serious trouble; a large knife will get you the death penalty. Vandalism – keying cars, for example – is dealt with severely, even for American diplomats unruly offspring. Maybe such laws, that some would call Draconian, have more to do with good behaviour than living conditions. Maybe – here’s a radical thought – Singapore still educates and instils such values in its citizens.

The climate was interesting. Being just a spit north of the equator, 1.3°N, Singapore’s maximum and minimum temperatures really don’t vary very much. 23°C is about the lowest it falls to, even overnight, and the mid 30’s is about the highest. Strewth, our summers hardly ever reach such heights. It’s quite wet and humid, though. We were there at the tail end of the north-east monsoon season and we frequently had a downpour/storm in the late afternoon. I think of myself as hating rain but, oddly, in Singapore I didn’t mind it. Perhaps that’s because the rain is warm and you don’t get ice-cold drips running down your neck. Even when it rains/thrashes, you’re still comfortable in shorts and a lightweight short-sleeved shirt with an umbrella for protection. The storms can be heavy enough to be spectacular and thus entertaining, too. Maybe I’d tire of it after a longer period but on this trip, it wasn’t a problem.

Above all, Singapore is unquestionably the most expensive place I’ve ever visited. Our first jaw-dropping shock was cars, which cost at twice their UK prices courtesy of enormous import taxes, the real killer is the COE [Certificate Of Entitlement], your permission to own a car, which is purchased on the open market. At S$75K-S$80K ish (£40K – £45K) for 10 years. After 10 years, go buy another COE. That basically doubles the price of your already doubled small family car. Buying a car in Singapore is a bit like using the doubling cube in a game of backgammon. A workaday 1.4 VW Golf will set you back over S$180K (£90K/$140K). Ouch! Fortunately, the public transport system is both reliable and very reasonably priced. Oh, and there’s no eating or drinking allowed on MRT trains or in MRT stations. I know now but I didn’t know then and got ticked off for swigging from my water bottle. Good job I’m not in Changi prison.

It will come as little surprise that Francine and I like to share a bottle of wine a day … or more. Now this really is unfair; even a modest bottle of wine in a supermarket lightens your wallet by S$25 (~£14/$22). Realistically, though, you’re more likely to be into S$30 a bottle. Even 6-packs of 330ml beers cost S$15-S$20, and at 25°C they don’t last long, either. It’s enough to make you tea-total.

So, basically we enjoyed Singapore as a place to visit, especially with a dragonfly fetish, but, living a western lifestyle, I couldn’t afford to live there. The pension would run out too quickly. Oh, and I don’t believe Singaporeans really get pensions or much in the way of social help, either.

In our week and a half in Singapore, we visited only about half the places on our Bukit List. Even so, our final Odonata species count is 40, nine of which are down to the guidance of our very friendly dragonfly-photographing soul mate, Anthony. Some people wondered what we’d do in Singapore for that long but we may have to go back to finish – when we can face the 13-hour flights there and back again. 😉

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Sling for your Arm, Sir?

I’m tempted to say that this is our last full day in Singapore but, since our flight departs for Heathrow tomorrow at midnight, I suppose that isn’t really true. Nonetheless, spending several hours waiting at an airport, even the relatively plush Changi airport, won’t feel like part of a holiday day so we’ll go with my temptation.

After soaking my left index finger to remove bandage #1 (the blood had soaked into the padding, dried and set like glue) without causing blood to erupt again, we applied bandage #2 and set off under some relatively rare blue skies to investigate more of the downtown part of Singapore. One target was the Gardens by the Bay at Marina Bay South, where dragonflies were a possibility, so I gritted my teeth and took my camera along.

_MG_5457 Helix bridge_MG_5465 Merlion ParkWe were dropped in the general vicinity by our genial hosts to make our way there on foot, largely to see one of Singapore’s more interestingly architected bridges. The bridge, curved and constructed as a helix, overlooks Merlion Park together with, unfortunately, the blot on the Singapore landscape that is the Formula 1 grandstand. The latter is a little difficult for eyeballs to ignore but can be cut out for purposes of photography.

_MG_5455 Marina Bay Sands_MG_5561 Curved skyscrapersSingapore is clearly rather taken by curved structures, even things that shouldn’t be curved get the curve treatment. Our next challenge, in order to get to our intended destination, was to find our way through, over or under the spectacular Marina Bay Sands hotel/casino/shopping complex atop which sits a bent boat. We’ve mentioned this before but in rather greyer weather. Now there was some blue sky which makes it look better but I still don’t get the concept of a bent boat. Down near the harbour, they even have some very expensive curved skyscrapers. Very inventive!

_MG_5487 Dragonfly Riders_MG_5488 Dragonfly RidersWe weren’t doing well with our challenge. There were two major roads to cross, one to get to the bendy boat hotel which we managed with the help of a pedestrian underpass, and another to get to the Gardens by the Bay. We could see another bridge, straight this time, quite high up but couldn’t find a way up onto it. I asked a waiter in a bendy boat restaurant for directions. The bridge turned out to be rather auspiciously called Dragonfly Bridge. Nice! Much of the south coast of Singapore island is reclaimed land. Dragonfly Bridge eventually deposited us onto a good chunk of the reclaimed land where the Gardens by the Bay have been built and where we found our first species of the day, a very large species called Dragonfly Riders. We did find eight real species around that boardwalk that you can see, though.

_MG_5485 SupertreesWe were eager to get a closer look at the gardens’ most interesting architectural feature, the so-called Supertrees. Once up close, we saw that they are effectively massive trellises, the trellis work being constructed of interlocked tubing around a central concrete core. Being new, the planting at the base of the trellis work is young but I suspect they’ll look very impressive in a few years time after some growth – quite a lot of growth. As well as the elevated walkway weaving between the trees, there’s a restaurant in the top of one of them.

_MG_5545 Long BarIn need of some refreshment, we had one must-do touristy thing remaining without which no visit to Singapore would be complete. The reputation of the Long Bar at the grandiose Raffles Hotel precedes itself, together with its famed Singapore Slings. My injured arm could do with a sling, after all. 😉 We hopped on an MRT and went to play serious tourist in search of the two most expensive drinks we’d ever have bought.

J01_2183 Long Bar fansIt was Saturday. There was a queue at the door waiting to get in. Movement was less than obvious. I was on the point of muttering, “fudge this, let’s go” when a suited gentlemen approached and ushered us to a table. The tables are all equipped with roasted peanuts in the shells. The shells are traditionally simply discarded on the tiled floor. The Long Bar is about the only place in Singapore that you can, indeed are expected to, drop litter without being arrested. There are lines of small fans in the ceiling oscillating back and forth very slowly – so slowly that they are completely pointless but they do add to the still steamy atmosphere. “Bring back the original punkawallas”, I say.

J01_2185 Singapore SlingsA menu arrived. We’d been told not to look at the prices or the bill, just pay it. Ignoring this sound advice, I now discovered the purpose of the discarded peanut shells on the floor: they are to soften your landing on the hard tiles when you faint. At least you can choose your preferred gin so, once I’d picked myself back up out of the peanut debris and brushed myself off, I ordered two Bombay Sapphire Singapore Slings at S$28 (~£16 or $25) each. They eventually arrived in glasses with slightly warm stems/bottoms, though the drinks seemed cool enough. Turnover is so brisk that the glasses have always only just been washed up, I imagine. We sipped luxuriously and enjoyed our moment of tourist frivolity. Expecting to receive a bill for S$56, I was a little taken aback to be faced with a total of S$65-ish. 10% service charge (for which, incidentally, I’d expect a cold glass) and 7% GST (their lower version of VAT) had been added to the menu price. I picked myself up out of the peanut debris again.

_MG_5556 Muslim mosquePleasantly lubricated on the inside and with a much lighter wallet, we made our way home via Arab Street and yet another temple in the form of a Muslim mosque. Francine went inside; I declined and got lubricated on the outside by the tropical thunderstorm which broke. The only waterproof that makes sense in the Singaporean climate is an umbrella, which we had; anything more and you’d steam like a jam sponge.

Time to go and pack for tomorrow’s journey. 🙁

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Walking Wounded

Our hosts have been wonderful. Like myself, David is a keen cook and we’ve been well fed and watered on a regular basis. Wanting to repay their kindness and give them a bit of a night off, being in the correct vicinity for some of the more exotic ingredients, I volunteered to make a Thai-style green curry from scratch. These guys grow fresh lemongrass in pots around their house, for Darwin’s sake. Magic! So, last night it was my turn in the steamy kitchen.

Having harvested a few stalks of extremely aromatic, fresh lemongrass, I began chopping it up to make the Thai green chilli paste. Also like me, David maintains a very sharp set of knives with which, on the second or third chop, Mr. Clutz then managed to harvest the end of his left index finger. Part of my fingernail disappeared along with my fingertip and blood began flowing. Our first attempt to stem the flow failed but the second was more successful; serious Singaporean surgery was avoided. Not finding any bits of Franco lurking in the ingredients, I sat down with a bandaged finger, a gin and tonic or two and assumed the role of executive chef while David came out of retirement to reprise his kitchen role, ably assisted by Francine and their Filipino maid. I don’t think the Filipino maid thought much to our westernized version of a Thai curry – the addition of chicken stock caused a raised eyebrow or two – but she helped very willingly. So much for giving David an evening off.

_MG_5420 Chinatown snake_MG_5418 Tourist TrapAnyway, with my finger bandaged and still throbbing, today I necessarily left my camera at home, left the snapping to Francine and we went with David to see some sights of Singapore’s Chinatown. The week before we originally arrived in Singapore was Chinese/Lunar New Year. We’ve just entered the year of the snake and the first sight we saw was this brilliant effigy, made mostly of lanterns and running the length of the street. How terrific is that? How did Francine not get flattened standing in the middle of the road snapping it? Of course, like many Chinatowns, this one is full of the expected tourist trap trinkets that you wonder why you bought when you get back home.

_MG_5382 Buddhist temple_MG_5395 Loadsa Buddhas13 ancient temples in Cambodia not enough to sate ones cultural curiosity? Today two more temples were on our agenda in Chinatown, though these are active temples rather than ancient. First up was the Buddha Tooth Relic Temple and Museum. No, really, this place supposedly has one of Buddha’s teeth, or a bit of one, at least. [Excuse: I was distracted by my throbbing finger and only half concentrating.] The place was staggeringly opulent, though, with more sponsored Buddha effigies than you could waggle an injured finger at. Every inch of every inside wall is a repeat of the picture on the right.

_MG_5405 Buddhist monk chantingThe atmosphere inside was enhanced when some monks appeared and began chanting. I have to say that I have a very low opinion of pretty much all religion, siding firmly with Professor Richard Dawkins on the laughability of any concept involving one or more “omnipotent beings”. I make an exception, however, when it comes to Buddhism. The story might still strain belief but, apart from the fact that Buddha apparently classed himself as a teacher rather than a deity, Buddhism is the only religion I’ve personally come across that seems to be completely non-violent and moderate, preaching “the middle way”. In Cambodia we learned that their religious history oscillated between Buddhism and Hinduism. When the Hindus were top dogs, what did they do to the Buddhist temples? Went round destroying or removing the Buddhist icons. What did Buddhists do to Hindu temples? Nothing. Enough said.

_MG_5425 Hindu temple_MG_5437 Hindu templeSo, on to the opposition’s Hindu temple, Sri Mariamman next. As is common practice in this part of the world, we had to remove our shoes to go inside. Francine paid S$3 for a license to use her camera. I nursed my finger. This temple made a visual impact on me but not in the same (pleasant) way as did the Buddhist temple. Whereas the Buddhist temple had effigies of Buddha by the thousands, the Hindus appear to have individual Gods by the thousands and they cover all the roofs. The theory is, we were told, that Hindus should be able to see whichever God they wanted to pray to from pretty much anywhere. The Gods are all very colourful, in a gaudy sort of way, and I couldn’t escape the impression that I’d walked into a fairground, all we needed was an organ, some carousels and a stick of candyfloss. In their favour, however, the powers that be here had a refectory table which seemed to be handing out curries. Nice! (No, we didn’t.)

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