On 28th April, 2016, we were making our way towards Jalón by car, having taken the ferry to Bilbao. We had stayed overnight at an intriguing old castle in Grisel, near Tarazona. On our second day, Francine’s cunning plan was to break our onward journey by calling in to Daroca, an apparently interesting little town not far off our intended route. However, as I wrote at the time in “Tarazona and Beyond”:

… the rain began again and, with temperatures topping out at 7°C, we bailed out and headed for the autopista towards Teruel.

Now we would be heading back towards Bilbao for our return ferry and the weather looked more favourably set, so Francine decided to resurrect her plan to visit Daroca, hoping to find a bite of lunch. We locked up Casa Libelule and hit the road in Jalón at ~08:00 and called into our regular coffee stop at Barracas – it’s the Lady Bar next door that does it – for a nature break and leg stretch, before arriving in a sunny Daroca at ~12:30. We found street parking and began to wander. The temperature was a blissful 24°C.

We’d read something describing the appeal of Daroca being in its whole, rather than in any one or two monuments in particular. Its centre is a medieval city enclosed by a three and a half kilometre long wall with, it is said, 114 towers. Given its 13th/14th century era, It sports a mixture of Muslim and Christian architectures. There is basically one long thoroughfare running through town bracketed between the two main original gates. We had parked outside one of these gates.

On our journey to Cuenca some weeks ago, we had taken a coffee break in a small town called Siete Aguas [Seven Waters] in which, over a trough, were seven water spouts. Just outside the town gate, Daroca went several better with what looked like a rather over the top 20 water spouts.

The temperature may have been perfect but it was Monday again. As a rule, it seems best to avoid searching Spanish towns for eateries on a Monday because many tend to close. Of course, finding one open isn’t impossible but the selection is more limited. We saw a very local looking bar but weren’t sure if it did food; It’s tables were also more or less in the main street. What appeared to be the main square looked little more promising and there was a workman using a noisy angle-grinder right opposite. Move on.

Having walked the length of the main street, more appealing and certainly quieter, was a courtyard within an hotel, the hotel of 100 balconies, complete with a cafe and menu. No traffic and no angle-grinders – we girded our loins and sat down.

Nothing happened immediately so I got up again and wandered into the cafe. Señor Barman was serving someone else. When he’d finished, I said “dos cañas”, in my best bar Spanish. The barman dutifully pulled two small draught beers. I followed up by muttering something about “para comer” [roughly, something to eat, at least I hoped so] before taking the beers to our table. Señor Barman came out with table settings and an assortment of menus, which we began to study.

We had tried and failed to order pulpo [octopus] at a previous establishment during our stay – “no tengo pulpo” [I don’t have octopus] – and here it was again, with potatoes. Being fans of octopus, we resolved to try again.

In the fullness of time señor Barman returned. “¿Tienes pulpo?” [do you have octopus?], I enquired, jauntily. “Si”, he replied, then immediately scraped up the menus and promptly disappeared back into the bar. I can only assume that my question had been interpreted as some kind of order. But, but, but … there’s two of us and we both wanted pulpo. I got up again and went back into the bar to clarify, “dos pulpos”, I said fluently. He nodded.

We drained our glasses whilst waiting so I returned to the bar again to get more drinks. Francine fancied wine this time. Because I’ve been well trained by a very polite mother, I took our empty glasses back into the bar with me. I plonked them on the counter and waited while he pulled another two beers, presumably for someone else.Wrong. Señor Barman turned and presented me with “dos cañas mas”. Señor Barman seemed to be good at jumping to conclusions without waiting for a specific order. Not only had he scuttled off making a still unknown assumption about the pulpo, now he’d assumed I just wanted refills of the same drinks. Curious. Attentive but curious. Fortunately the beers were small; Francine could manage it. I took her beer back to her, smirking an explanation.

Two plates of pulpo turned up. It was very good. Quite honestly, one plate between us would’ve sufficed. 😀

My legs felt as if they needed stretching and, it being a fine morning, we began the day by returning to the hill above Senija to see if we could see get some better Swallowtail activity. Activity was exactly what we did get. We’ve been up this hill to enjoy these magnificent butterflies (and spot a few orchids en route) on several occasions but I have never seen them in greater numbers or witnessed such frenzied activity as we did today.

The hill above Senija  is a favourite hill-topping site for two stunningly marked species, the Swallowtail (Papilio machaon) and the Iberian or Southern Scarce Swallowtail (Iphiclides feisthamelii). Hill-topping, collecting at the tops of hills, is said to be a mate location strategy. I can quite believe it because competition here today was fierce. No sooner had one settled than another came close causing a chase to ensue. On one occasion, I witnessed five Swallowtails chasing each other in what could only be described as an aerial dogfight. The speed at which such apparently delicate creatures can fly is quite astonishing. There was certainly in excess of a dozen of both species combined, and quite possibly a dozen of each; counting was impossible given the activity, speed and ground covered. I did eventually manage to snag one decent Swallowtail shot before the subject got displaced.

The Iberian Swallowtails, on the other hand, never did seem to settle in an advantageous position for long enough and this was the best I could manage. I’d never had such difficulty before. No matter, their display was very entertaining and a joy to watch. Pictures are not everything.

Our main event, today, though, was a rare trip out in the evening. (We are usually into the local vino at that stage of the day.) The draw, though, was a night time return visit to the City of Arts and Sciences in Valencia, which we’d visited during the daytime a little over a week ago. From that first trip and a little research prior to our visit, we new these stark white, artistically designed buildings could be stunning at darkness. Once again accompanied by our friend from our La Mancha trip, the three of us set off up the autopista at about 17:30, a journey of some 75 minutes, our plan being to park, find dinner, then begin clicking away.

The journey went well; I negotiated Valencia’s traffic and parked. I had one nagging worry: it had proved impossible to find an open restaurant in Alcazar de San Juan (La Mancha) prior to 21:00. Here we were looking in Valencia at about 19:00. There’s a strip of eateries opposite our target buildings which we began scanning. We first noted a Lebanese restaurant, the Beirut Restaurantes Ciencias, with an open door. That’d be interesting, a little “Beirut under siege by the Israelis” war cuisine, perhaps? We filed it under “useful” and looked further.

There were a distressing amount of children around a couple of burger joints. We debated returning to the Italian restaurant, at the opposite end of the strip, one we’d used for lunch on our first visit, but then decided on the adventurous Lebanese/Beirut option. Hell, you only live once – battle bowlers on, chaps. We retraced our steps back down the strip to Beirut. Closed. Bugger! Shades of Alcazar de San Juan loomed.

Nearby was a corner Spanish bar offering paella with a drink for 8€. My two companions seemed up for it so we grabbed a table and sat with initial drinks to peruse their menu. The paella and a drink sounded good, though probably wouldn’t be a large portion so we chose a couple of tapas to begin with. The tapas came out together with a plate mounded with paella. Sure enough, The paella wasn’t huge but it would keep our three sets of worms at bay. We all began tucking in. Two further equally mounded plates of paella came out. Strewth! The first plate had been just one portion. None of us could finish a plate of paella and the tapas were completely superfluous, save for the variety.

On the opposite corner was one of those dreaded burger bars swarming with those dreaded rugrats making their normal dreaded racket. One rugrat was making an abnormal dreaded racket kicking a football backwards and forwards over the paving slabs with his father who, judging by his girth, also clearly enjoyed the odd truckload of burgers. Maybe he could finish our paella collection? At least it would stop that incessant bounce, bounce, bounce of the football. Then a couple of uncontrolled kids began using the tables as an obstacle race course. Fortunately, one of them finally crashed into a chair and fell over; there’s some justice after all. All I needed now was a dog barking. Ah, there’s one. Relaxing it wasn’t.

We paid and began wandering back to the target buildings. Oh, look, the Beirut Restaurantes Ciencias is open now and doing a good trade. [Sigh]

Night was falling nicely and lights were coming on. It was a little breezy, though, and the water surface was rippling. Still, some longer exposures aided by neutral density filters would smooth that out. We began studying angles and setting up tripods.

Francine headed for the one shot she knew she really wanted, the Hemisféric IMAX cinema. With a complete reflection in the water fronting it, this building looks like a huge eyeball. It does make for a visually stunning image. As Francine was setting up, I tried lining up and quickly discovered that my lens choice, the 18-300mm Sigma “travel” lens, was not adequate on my 1.6 factor cropped sensor camera – I needed something wider. My super-wide lens, 10-22mm, was still in the UK. I had not been expecting to be forced to be quite as close to the buildings; I thought the space around would be larger. Mistake. I went in search of an alternative subject. Besides, there was really no need to duplicate what Francine was doing and would do better. Here’s the sort of thing Francine was coming up with.

I found I could stand at the corner of the reflecting pool and get a partially reasonable line up on the opera house and performing arts building, the Palau de les Arts Reina Sofia, with it’s staggeringly supported roof. I say partially reasonable; I found I needed to avoid the line of floodlights along the left edge of the pool and that cropping out the edge of the IMAX Hemisféric on the right meant losing space. Still, it’s something to do. It maybe better to go wide and include both. Oh, and there’s quite a bit of furniture in the water, too, but that can be cloned out. 😉

Evening wore on and we kept wandering and clicking, coming often to the conclusion that there quite a few problems with disadvantageously placed lights. Here, for example, is El Museu de les Ciències Príncipe Felipe, the science museum. However, this is rather spoiled by the diagonal grey effect caused by the glaring lights from the road bridge behind the viewpoint. [I may try sliding the black point right to see if things improve.]

With the advancing night, the wind dropped and the water smoothed. At about 23:00, after playing for a couple of hours, Francine returned to the Hemisféric to repeat her earlier exercise with smoother water and darker conditions. It really is all about conditions and timing. Now you can really could see the eyeball effect. This is how it really should be done.

Brava Francine!

Jealous? Me? No, of course not. Well, not much, anyway. Perhaps just a little …

Francine and I are not primarily birders; we do not go out twitching or listing. We are interested, however, and we do like to know what we are looking at or listening to when a bird happens by. Spain, being in southern Europe and on the migration routes from Africa, has opened up a whole new set of confusing possibilities.

About two years ago we noticed a bird call that we were unfamiliar with. Once heard, we began to notice it everywhere. We went to a shopping centre and heard it on rough waste ground beside it. We heard it in the fields below us. We would frequently hear it through the open windows of the car as we drove past places. It was a very simple call, a single “note”, short sound, repeated monotonously at approximately one second intervals. Other than distant birds in flight which may have been the culprit – these appeared to be the classic LBJ – we hadn’t seen it. The rhythmic noise resembled, to us, the noise made by someone bouncing on a trampoline. Our unknown frustration became tagged Trampoline Bird.

We tried to describe the sound to birding friends but to no avail. Someone suggested a Serin but from our experience they produce a very rapid, long, complex set of notes, referred to by another friend as “spraying it about”. (They do tend to turn their heads as they are singing and send it in different directions.)

Today we went to check out the Parque Natural del Hondo, primarily to see what dragonflies were about. As we approached the entrance from the car park, Francine spotted a bird perched at the top of a tree making our trampoline noise. We kept snapping as we got nearer. Eventually it flew, continuing to trampoline as it did so. We’d got some shots that should help, though.

Despite the record nature of the picture, you can see that it is, indeed, an LBJ. We did notice a slightly decurved beak, the striped tail and very pale breast and throat. Francine trawled our Collins Bird Guide. After a few minutes, sudden excitement. It’s a Zitting Cisticola (Cisticola juncidis). A WHAT!? A Zitting Cisticola. Yikes! Of course we were excited, even if nothing could possibly be called that, our longstanding avian mystery was finally solved; Trampoline Bird has a proper name … and what a name. Its call is called “zitting”.

We continued our walk, snagging dragonflies as the opportunity arose. Being at a different time of year to our first visit, we racked up a couple of new species for the site. Then, towards the end of our circuit, I spotted a very strikingly marked bird, a small group of three, actually, sitting on a mud bank. I snapped it. A black mark descending from its eye reminded me of the markings of a Chinstrap Penguin, which this clearly wasn’t. 😀 There was a distinctive red blotch on the bill, too.

My turn to leaf through Collins Bird Guide. The bird’s flight, with long, pointed, elegant wings, reminded me of a Tern, not that it really looked like one. I knew there was a so-called Whiskered Tern and I wanted to eliminate that. No, of course it isn’t. Continuing to page, I stumbled across the distinctive culprit, rejoicing in another unlikely name – Collared Pratincole (Glareola pratincola). A WHAT!? A Collared Pratincole. Curiously, though not quite as curious as the name, this relatively short-legged bird is considered a wader.

Accepting that I’m not a twitcher, I don’t often bump into names that I’ve never even heard of but here I was with two utterly unfamiliar bird names in one day, both of which sound as if they were made of letters picked at random from a Scrabble bag.

Isn’t education wonderful?

Francine has had the Ciudad de las Artes y las Ciencias [the City of Arts and Sciences] in Valencia on her hit list for some time. We’ve formerly braved the Spanish trains and travelled in to the city centre but the Arts and Sciences complex lies a little further out on the city’s eastern edge. A cab ride after the train would be possible but our pal who went to La Mancha with us was also up for a visit and offered to drive. There’s a big covered car park on site. Nice one, Jim.

What is the site? Built in an old riverbed (the river was drained and rerouted after a bad flood), it s a collection of six imaginatively and futuristically architected buildings, mostly brilliant white, housing arts centres and a science museum. Five of the buildings are brilliant white. The sixth and last to be built (in 2009), the so-called Agora, is, for some unaccountable reason a rather jarring [personal opinion] dark blue. It also seems to have fallen into disuse and currently stands empty, though works appear to be in progress.

Here’s a shot showing most of the site. immediately over the bridge is L’Hemisfèric (1998), including an IMAX cinema, planetarium and laserium. Behind that is El Museu de les Ciències Príncipe Felipe (2000), the science museum, followed by El Pont de l’Assut de l’Or (2008), a cable-stayed bridge which mercifully somewhat softens L’Àgora (2009). Whoever decided to destroy the otherwise harmonious integrity of the complex should be shot, IMHO. All L’Àgora needs is a coat of Dulux brilliant white. 😀 Just sneaking in on the right of the picture is L’Umbracle (2001), a sort of open, glassless greenhouse structure topping the multi-storey car park and housing palm trees and other plants.

As you see from the above, the buildings are largely surrounded by water which can make for some impressive reflections, given the right conditions, i.e. no wind causing ripples. Regrettably, from a wildlife enthusiast’s viewpoint, all the water is utterly sterile – lifeless. Well, except for the team of men in waders vacuuming the pools clean.

The site itself is freely open to the public but the buildings have entrance fees. We chose to go into the science museum [left of picture] – echoes of childhood visits to London, I suppose. Frankly, I was underwhelmed, though maybe I’d be underwhelmed by the science museum in London, these days. I’m not a great museum fan at the best of times. The exhibits in here seemed to be designed to entertain the younger minds rather than necessarily to educate, though some education would be likely to rub off. There also seemed to be an awful lot of empty space being put to no use whatsoever.

Hidden by L’Àgora is L’Oceanogràfic (2003), an open air oceanographic park, which is more expensive to get into. I now suspect that would be more satisfying, so maybe on another visit.

Behind the viewpoint on that general picture is El Palau de les Arts Reina Sofia (2005), an opera house and performing arts centre.The roof of this structure absolutely amazed me. The building reminded me of a humpback whale porpoising. Seen from one side [front?], the roof, which had the appearance of the whale’s top jaw, seems to hang magically in mid-air, “just the way bricks don’t” [to quote the late, great Douglas Adams],with no visible means of support. When we walked around the other end of the building [back?], the support structure is seen but it is still quite incredible, a single angled anchor point bearing the weight of the entire curved roof structure. Quite staggering; just imagine the cantilever forces acting on that single support point.

Architecturally, we thought the complex very impressive, Not bad for a self-confessed art numbskull, such as myself. One word of warning to would be visitors, though: beware of being run down by the many bicycles as you gawp at the buildings. 😉

We need to go back for some night shots, now we know how to get there.

Prior to becoming somewhat familiar with Spain, we used to say that the Austrians would have a fest [festival] at the drop of hat. On our journey back from camping in Italy many years ago, we crossed the Dolomites into Austria, pitched up and stumbled, somewhat literally because of drink, into their local waldfest [forest festival]. Headaches and falling off bicycles aside, it was jolly good fun.

In a similar fashion, the Spanish are well known for being particular fond of a damn good fiesta. Last year, we suffered at the hands of our neighbouring village, Alcalalí, which chose to end its fiesta on the night before our 800km/500ml drive back to France. Fun though a fiesta might be, the problem with the Spanish approach to the celebrations is that a rock concert tends to wind up the proceedings, typically kicking off shortly before midnight. This one finally finished at 05:00. Most civilized nations would have noise-abatement laws kicking in just as the Spanish are getting warmed up to keep you awake all night and deprive you of the sleep required to do anything constructive on the following day. Well, given that it is now well past midnight, of course, it isn’t actually the following day, it’s today.

This weekend is filled with Xalónia, 2017, Xaló being the Valenciana name of our local Spanish town, Jalón.. I’m not sure whether Xalónia is regarded as a fiesta, as such, but it’s a local town celebration that shares much with fiestas, particularly a late night/early morning concert. The concert was last night. We were “treated” to an evening filled with what I think were sound checks, less than rehearsals, prior to the event proper finally kicking off.The speakers were all aimed at our hillside. Fed up with tuneless practice drums, amplification and  and mic checks, Francine and I wandered down at 21:30 to have a squint. The town streets were absolutely heaving. Not wanting any more food or drink in a crush of people, we wandered back and waited for the aural assault to commence.

Commence it did at about 23:45. We tried our anti-Spanish-fiesta earplugs, specially purchased after last year’s Alcalalí experience, for the first time. Almost completely useless, I’d say; I could still hear our almost silent ceiling fan turning languidly above our heads. Furthermore, the ear[lugs are not the most comfortable contraption invented. This didn’t stop Francine who was soon in the land of nod. I unplugged myself. Actually, the concert was not so bad, certainly less intrusive than the closing concert of Alcalalí had been, and I did sleep.

Today we wandered down to take a more active part in day #2 of the festivities. Again, the town was very busy so we must award this event a high success rating. Approaching midday, many were taking advantage of the various local bodegas offering wine, a local butcher with enormous BBQs set up, vendors grilling squid, octopus and cuttlefish, others selling slices tortillas … you name it. Like the parting of the Red Sea, the throngs had to divide to allow a band through.

Whilst the food and drink was very welcome, what had really interested us was a demonstration of Muixeranga. We’d seen this on telly, as practised in Catalonia. This was the Valencian version and we were keen to witness it first hand. The most interesting component, maybe the main component, is groups of people building human pyramids or towers. A bunch of beefy folk form the base of the pyramid, then others climb up to form a second layer, and so on. I think the tallest we saw today was five layers.

It seems to be largely a family affair. Smaller children are used to top off the pyramid; sometimes these children are very small. Crash helmets on the smaller children give a nod to health and safety, though the ground beneath them is very hard should they not land on the human cushion provided by their base layer. The several teams moved around the town, starting in the main town square, where the towers seemed to be kept to a modest three layers.

The teams moved to an area at the end of food and drink alley where they began getting more adventurous and going up to five layers.

Francine was snapping away as I watched. Something very unusual happened, where children are concerned: I was moved to tears as a tiny little girl began climbing up to top off a 5-layer tower when, about half-way up, it all got too much for her and she bottled out and climbed back down. I felt so sorry for her. At least mum consoled her with a cuddle. Doubtless, the stress of several public performances before large crowds became too much for the poor little mite.

The costumes for the beefy support folks included a sort of cummerbund, a lengthy chunk of woven material wrapped firmly around their middles. This, I imagine, is the direct equivalent of the leather belts worn by weightlifters, worn for precisely the same reason, namely to give additional core strength [very Strictly] and to stop your kidneys popping out under the pressure.

Music accompanies the building of the towers. Groups of musicians playing drums, I think called tabals, and wind instruments called dolçainas, fire up. The latter resembles a short oboe, in that it is a twin-reed instrument sounding akin to a the noise that might be made by a ruptured mallard. I remember such a description from schooldays being associated with an oboe when one of the two reeds split. Yes, I flirted (badly) with an orchestra, many years ago.

It was all very congenial rather than competitive, with teams helping each other out as necessary. Quite a spectacle.

Last year, on our car trip over to Spain through Bilbao, on our return journey we chose to stop overnight at Miranda de Ebro. Our chosen hotel was a converted convent or monastery (too many bottles of wine ago) and was within easy walking distance of the main downtown area. After checking in and freshening up, we wandered down in the evening in search of food. Echoing around our heads was a phrase from a neighbour along the lines of, wherever you are in Spain, you can find a decent local establishment selling nosh. It was about 19:00.

We set off and soon crossed the Ebro river into the main town area. We found a pedestrian street, the way I imagine Las Ramblas in Barcelona to be (I’ve not actually been there), where there were lots of other local people promenading. We found several bars with outside tables selling drinks, glasses of wine were typically 1€ each. We lashed out and indulged. What we did not notice were any restaurants of any description. We indulged again.

Wandering further we continued not to find anything resembling a restaurant. Time wore on and after 20:30-ish we began getting concerned – dinner began to appear to be an impossibility. Eventually, noticing a supermarket still trading, we went on a raid and bought a bagful of supplies that could serve as a picnic in our hotel room.

We were at a loss. Mranda de Ebro was a sizable, lively town; there were many people on the streets. There were surely eating establishments here but could we find one? No.

Now, here we were in Alcazar de San Juan. Having been cheapskates on our first evening here, so as to make an evening visit to a windmill installation possible, for our second evening, we thought we’d push the boat out on a proper restaurant meal. The town centre was only about a kilometre away so the three of us  set off on foot in search of a likely looking restaurant.

We hit town at about 19:30. Our first area was quiet but we did notice some sort of establishment … firmly closed. Nothing else being obvious, Jim resorted once again to 3G technology. We followed directions and ended up in what was clearly the main town square. Spotting the supposed restaurant we had been seeking proved difficult. One establishment looked like more of a wine bar full of bright young things, another looked like a real restaurant but was, yes, closed. Further exploration revealed little. We decided to head further out of the centre to a restaurant which Jim had found earlier and which had good reviews.

We passed another apparent restaurant (shut) and, after 15 minutes or so, found the 3G establishment. It was by now 20:30. This establishment appeared to be shut but a man was carrying seats out from the building to the pavement area. We questioned him as to whether it was open. “At 21:00”, was his jaunty reply. Actually, at first he said 22:00 but amended it to 21:00. Either he had made a genuine mistake or he saw a desperate look on our faces and took pity on us, changing his response to 21:00.

Either way, “Screw this”, we thought, collectively.

First of all, we’d have to kill another 30 minutes with no bar in sight. Then, once the place had deigned to open, we wouldn’t be ordering until almost 21:30. By the time we’d finished eating it’d be pressing 23:00 and then we’d have a 20-30 minute walk back to our hotel. We’d be collapsing into bed at 23:30-ish.

We couldn’t be arsed. We jointly decided to return to our trusty, excellent value hotel for another 9.50€ three course meal with wine and coffee included. At least it wasn’t just us; now we’d more or less repeated our Miranda de Ebro experience with someone who lives full time in Spain. Gracias a 3G, we may now have known more, though.

Here, in Alcazar de San Juan, was a restaurant just beginning to show signs of life at almost 21:00. Maybe in Miranda de Ebro last year, Francine and I had simply been looking for signs of restaurant life too early. I know the Spanish have a reputation for eating late but in Jalón, restaurants do at least open their doors for business earlier than that. Both Miranda de Ebro and Alcazar de San Juan, though, are real back-roads Spain, not towns filled with expats from other European countries. Here, they do things the Spanish way. The fact is, though, that we simply don’t want to be starting to eat as late as 22:00. 22:00 is my bed time. 😀

How different the world is. Many years ago, in New England, Francine and I had just managed to get into an American restaurant that was looking to lock its doors to any further customers at 19:30. That surprised us, too.

No wonder I like eating at home in the evening.

You really cannot move in La Mancha without being confronted by Don Quixote and his faithful servant, Sancho Panza: every wall of every hotel is adorned with Quixotic images; entrance ways feature statues; fountains in town squares are covered in ceramic representations; we even visited a cafe with curtains depicting the Don. That really is all there is.

With a passing irreverent thought, my mind drew a parallel between La Mancha and Belgium: it struck me that both places’ claim to fame is entirely fictitious. This, of course, is unfair to Belgium which did, at least, produce the extraordinarily successful cyclist, Eddy Merckx. However, to resume …

We enjoyed a much more adequate and cheaper breakfast than that provided by our Cuenca hotel – very edible croissants – before heading for our second dose of windmills at Consuegra. As we approached the windmill-topped hill, we could see that a couple of coaches had also headed there and a third was winding its way up the road. Here, there are 12 windmills with a photogenic castle roughly in the centre. That is, it would be photogenic were it not for the almost inevitable crane adorning it. At least now there was only a single crane; Google Earth had shown two when I was getting a sneak preview prior to our trip. We parked and studied the potential line-ups.

There was a biting wind, again. Our first job was to wait ~30 minutes for one of the busloads of tourists to clear our favoured scene. Being Japanese, they were all intent on having their pictures taken adopting strange poses slap bang in front of the windmills. One strange pose involved a skirt flying over a head in the wind, Marilyn Monroe fashion. Selfie stick [arghh!] after selfie stick [I hate the narcissistic contraptions] wandered slowly back to the bus, together with the occasional real camera, slightly down hill. Just as busload #1 was almost clear, busload #2 swarmed across the windmills with their chosen digital technology. Eventually patience paid off and we got our chance. Click, click, click!

Our friend Jim, armed with his on the road 3G, discovered that the Japanese are keen on the chivalrous Don Quixote because they think of him as a samurai. Go figure!

We wandered around looking for alternative angles. At the end of the run looking north, the castle could be made small enough to have the crane effectively removed. Digital darkroom rules, OK!

La Mancha is actually one large plain sitting at an elevation of 610m/2000ft. It is the largest plain in Spain. Presumably, this is the very plain upon which most of the rain in Spain stays. You get a good view of the plain from any of the windmill topped hills. Remembering the main importance of Wales in the world as a size comparand – you know the sort of thing: an area of jungle the size of Wales is felled in the Amazon basin every year – we dug out the size from the Rough Guide, in useless square kilometre units, and calculated that the plain of La Mancha is 10 times the size of Wales. Much more understandable; all was well. This kept us amused as we drove past an ironing board flat countryside filled largely with grapevines.

After two days tilting, La Mancha may have had us Don Qixoted and windmilled out but it did prove very hospitable. All our drink stops were accompanied by substantial tapas given gratis, just with your drink. Order three drinks (~1.50€ each) and you get a couple of tapas to accompany each. At a selection of establishments, we had been presented with pork scratchings, roast potatoes, wedges of tortilla, bread topped with ham and manchego cheese (from La Mancha), hard-boiled eggs topped with sardines, croquettes of various flavours … and so on. It felt as though we could actually have skipped ordering meals entirely and just kept drinking, which would also have filled our stomachs. We’re not used to this back in Jalón, where we’re lucky to get a bowl of peanuts, and that comes with or after the third round. I prefer the La Mancha approach, though not necessarily the pan-flat land.

After the windmills, we did drop into a wetland area, Las Tablas de Daimiel, which proved a pleasant walk, though a little slow on the entertainment front – too early at this altitude, I think. Most interesting here was several busloads of small Spanish schoolchildren who were both well controlled by their teachers and very polite, muttering “hola” or “buenos días”  to us as we came across them. Now there’s something that would never happen in the UK. They were walking along perfectly calmly in groups of three linked by their hands.Take note, Britain: it IS possible to transform your rugrats into pleasant children despite doing so being unfashionable currently. What a delight to see.

We called into another bar (there’s a surprise) in Daimiel itself for refreshment before returning to the hotel: two beers and a red wine. The waiter eventually returned with two beers and a whole unopened bottle of wine. He was at pains to explain the label to Francine, waxing lyrically in Spanish about how good this local La Mancha, ecological wine was. He then went through a delightful piece of theatre uncorking the bottle, turning aside and giving the withdrawn cork a darn good sniff, a look of intense concentration on his face. Apparently all was well. Satisfied that the wine was drinkable, he poured Francine a glass. I began wondering, firstly, if we’d be buying the whole bottle, and secondly, how much this apparently very special bottle might cost. Mr Waiter shortly returned with “un tapito” [a little tapa – new word for us] consisting of a plate of hand-carved jamon. It was excellent ham, too. More euro signs rolled around. Ching!

My fears were groundless, la cuenta [the bill] for three of us came to 5.10€. Ya gotta love it.

We’ve arrived in La Mancha, where Cervantes created Don Quixote’s adventures. There are several known episodes of the Don’s imagined chivalry but the most well known must be his tilting at windmills episode. Francine’s research had shown two main locations of collections of windmills, one at Consuegra and another at Campo de Criptana. The two towns are about 40kms apart. Hoping for the chance of morning and/or evening light, Francine decided to position us in between the two to make both reasonably accessible. We’d be staying at Alcázar de San Juan.

Our route in from Cuenca took us very close to Campo de Criptana so we called in en route at ~15:00. Our route was a good one, avoiding the tangle of the town and dropping us straight on to the field of windmills on the northern edge of town. I must say, they were an immediately impressive sight and conditions were very favourable with a mixture of sun, blue sky and cloud.

We parked in an area not favoured by anyone else thinking we’d lucked out even more. Then we spotted the busier parking area right on top of the windmills. In this now tourist-ridden world armed with all manner of digital photographic equipment, we wandered around the collection of 10 restored windmills, looking for appealing line-ups sans Joe Public armed with his selfie sticks, mobile phones, iPads, proper cameras and … wait for it …a swarm of 12 or so Italian motorcycles turned up whereupon one rider launched one of those accursed drone contraptions. For Darwin’s sake! Touring on a motorcycle with a drone in the side panniers? Maybe changes of clothing were seen as superfluous. It’s a good step from Italy to the middle of Spain.

We spent an enjoyable hour or so, drones aside, wandering in the sun and snapping various combinations of windmills, before threading our way through the town of Campo de Criptana towards our hotel at Alcázar de San Juan. One of the Italian motorcyclists, now also back on the road, had threaded his way into a Spanish couple’s car and was engaged in slightly animated discussions surrounded by broken red glass from the car’s rear light. That would’ve been interesting to overhear.

Francine had spotted a hill with a further four windmills. As we neared our destination, these proved to be a mere 2kms from our target. That’d make a good evening spot and, not being one of the main collections, would surely be quieter. We checked in, discovered that dinner at the hotel was cheap and served between 20:00 and 23:00 (mas o menos) [more or less] and went for an evening shoot.

Atop the hill it was blowing a gale. Francine put her tripod down, legs splayed but not extended, and it blew over. Furthermore, locals were up there picnicking and engaged in trysts inside cars. Cyclists kept popping up on the road over the hill; runners jogged around the windmills dressed in fluorescent clothing. At least there were no drones – in that wind, they’d have ended up back in Cuenca. There wasn’t any light to speak of, either, there being a collar of murk along the western horizon into which the sun had descended. We did take a couple of handheld shots to see what could be made of them in post-processing, though. Francine discovered something called direct positive that at least stuffed some blue into an otherwise bland sky. Useful.

We enjoyed a basic three course meal with coffee and wine for the princely sum of 9.50€ each.

Our ultimate goal on this road trip of four days is to go tilting at Don Quixote’s windmills in La Mancha. Given our relative locations, the town of Cuenca made a logical intermediate stopping point. There is a reason, of course: Cuenca is famous for its Casas Colgadas [Hanging Houses].

We checked in late afternoon yesterday. The hotel staff seemed friendly and the accommodation perfectly adequate, in a basic sort of way. Our hostess provided a map upon which she indicated the hotel, the main town area where we might find restaurants, and the old town area where we’d find the tourist sights of the hanging houses. After freshening up, we set off in search of sustenance.

We are travelling with a friend from our valley. After failing to spot any restaurants ourselves, Jim resorted to 3G technology to locate restaurants in relation to where we were. It was Monday. Most restaurants seem to close on Monday. Eventually, he found one that claimed to be open. We wandered to it as the rain began. It was firmly shut. Jim found another restaurant up in the old town. The rain increased in strength so we repaired to a bar to see how things developed. I wasn’t equipped with a waterproof of any description. The barman gave us some gherkins with our drinks; at least we wouldn’t starve.

The rain abated and we went outside. Francine spotted what looked like a restaurant down a side street. I investigated. It was. There was also another taberna nearby, which looked open but the outside menu implied no food on a Monday. We asked and were welcomed in. The meal was great.

This morning it was raining again. We sat watching the rain to the accompaniment of the worst breakfast I have ever experienced. There was a toast machine with, it appeared, tailor-made bread exactly matching its heating elements. I swear to a non-existent god that a 1×4 plank of balsa wood would’ve had more flavour and more texture. At least I got something resembling coffee. Advice: if anyone stops at the Buenavista Hotel in Cuenca, avoid their meagre morning offering and breakfast in town.

The rain eased off, though. We returned on foot to the old town and its hanging houses. It started raining again but a helpful local lady came out from her umbrella long enough to direct us to the best viewpoint. The Spanish are a generally friendly lot. Pants grey skies aside, here they are.

With a few dying spits, the rain eased off … mainly. We crossed that rather unattractive metal bridge to get a closer look. Personally, I was a little underwhelmed. It isn’t really the houses that are hanging, it’s their balconies, as this shot shows. The houses are certainly teetering on the edge of a precipice, though. The old town of Cuenca seems have been well protected, being essentially triangular with gorges on two of its sides. The second photograph gives an idea of one of the gorges.

My being underwhelmed by a tourist attraction is not an unusual state. In this case, given the weather, I wasn’t seeing the sight in the best light, though. In fact, there wasn’t a lot of light at all, and precious little colour. Personally, I found some of the other precipitously positioned more modern buildings more impressive visually.

Leaving the houses and their hanging balconies, we investigated the old town further. Francine began trying to make the most of the conditions by trying to get reflections and saturated colours from a saturated Cuenca. None of the locals appeared to be enjoying the conditions much, either.

Spits continued on and off. We found a very pleasant little bar for a better coffee, together with an edible pastry to fill some of the gap left by our inedible breakfast.

“Come to sunny Spain”, they said. Let’s hope we get better meteorological fortune at the Windmills, which is where we were heading next.

We’re on the road exploring for a few days, splashing out on some hotels. Francine has come up with a 4-day itinerary and our first overnight stop is Cuenca, where there are some famous so-called “hanging houses”. Before checking in for the night, though, our first stop en route was the nearby Ciudad Encantada [Enchanted City].

After a journey of 5 hours culminating in winding our way up about 30kms of mountain road – a better mountain road than most of our main roads, it must be said – we arrived at the entrance car park which appeared to be quite busy. Being 1:00 PM, as well as being thirsty, our worms were biting so we repaired initially to the bar beside the car park for beer and calamares. Their idea of a ración [portion] of calamares was just that, fried calamari rings; no adornment, no mayonnaise, from which it certainly would have benefitted. OK, though. Thirst and worms sated.

Our neighbours had told us about this place. They reported having seen loads of butterflies so I mounted my 300mm wildlife lens leaving Francine to deal with the landscapes. We crossed the road to pay our 5€ entrance fees.

OK, so just what is Ciudad Encantada [Enchanted City]? Well, according to the information boards it is a karst landscape. From what I can make out, as someone disinterested in geology, this involves the gradual dissolution by water of soluble rocks such as limestone. In the case of Ciudad Encantada, this process has resulted in several “whimsical shapes”. [Not my words; I don’t think I do whimsy.] We began our wander.

At this point, I’ll congratulate the organizers on their decision to make the circuit a one way walk. The main advantage of this is that, though there were many cars in car park, along with a few coaches, all having disgorged many people, since everyone is made to walk in the same direction, the place never felt crowded. Had it been a free for all, I suspect it might have been a different matter.

Naturally, the various formations have been given names. Some of the names are obvious enough and translate well into English, whilst others stretch the imagination a little. “What were they smoking when they named that?”, kind of thing. The most impressive shape in my view is at the beginning of the route, Tormo Alta, and is the one that troubles translation: just what a “High Tormo” might be, I know not.  Neither does my dictionary.

There were a few butterflies but just a few and those that I spotted kept flying through. Mind you, we were earlier in the year and there really wasn’t a great deal in the way of nectar to encourage them to stop. Having said that, I did amuse myself snagging a few plants, including this delightful little Angel’s Tears (Narcissus triandrus), which required a little dedication to snap.

Francine snapped away at the various formations around the circuit. She was also very happy to find a few examples of Early Purple Orchid lurking about. In the mountains and with some floral and butterfly interest – I did spot two Cleopatras (Gonepteryx cleopatra) fly through – It is a very pleasant walk no matter what one makes of the named rock formations. Here’s three of the formations that seem clear enough: Los Barcos [The Ships], La Cara Del Hombre [The Man’s Face] and Los Osos [The Bears].

In the “what were they smoking?” category, I’d put this, La Luche Entre El Elefante Y El Cocodrilo [Fight Between An Elephant And A Crocodile]. Well, OK, I suppose but decidedly complicated.

Ciudad Encantada was definitely worth a visit.